Six Figures Getting Sick
is exactly that. With an annoying siren.

The Alphabet
is my favorite David Lynch short film so far.

The Grandmother
is so disturbing on so many levels.

The Amputee
is lame, but it was a one-off overnight project so whatever.

The Cowboy and the Frenchman
is pretty damned funny, actually.

Lumiere
is neat, with some simulated cuts and visual effects.