Travel Man season 2 (2016)

– Vienna with Chris O’Dowd (they eat sausage and break a snow globe)
– Paris with British Bake Off host Mel Giedroyc (on snails: “the color of this is something I need to ignore”)
– Copenhagen with Noel Fielding (the first guest to out-joke Ayoade)
– Moscow with BBC star Greg Davies

W/ Bob & David (2015)

Haven’t seen this in a decade… wrote nothing last time… let’s rewatch it.

1. The guys travel through time… Bob becomes a work-from-home Pope… filmmaker David redefines slavery as “helperism” and lets Jay pretend to whip a Black man, which he must have enjoyed.

2. Not-great opening sketch about appeasing the Islamic heads of the network, but its final payoff mocking their own fans is worth it. B+D’s good/bad cop routine gets out of hand while Jay is a criminal (this part I believe). David plays Einstein in a biopic. Ennis has a bad experience at a dry cleaners and ends up cowriting a hit musical.

3. Bob flails on a cooking show, David flails as a consumer rights streamer at a traffic stop (Jay plays a violent authority-abuser), and David has the ability to summon people by insulting them.

4. Bob is the world’s worst bible salesman, and his one-man show mashing-up Seinfeld and Star Wars is a hit. A kid who looks upsettingly like me describes the murderers he met in heaven. Jay plays a klansman, I’m not making this up.

Since the show, director Jason Woliner did some Last Man on Earth and the second Borat movie. Scott Aukerman did Between Two Ferns. The composer worked with Mel Brooks and Bobcat Goldthwait.


The Show About The Show season 1 (2015-2017)

Caveh (KAH-vay) pitches a show where BPB and Alex Karpovsky do drugs with him, but it doesn’t fly, so he pitches a show about pitching that show, then the next episode will be about making the first episode, and so on. It’s documentary, then re-enactments, then the making-of the re-enactments, sometimes with people playing themselves and sometimes with actors, so you’re never sure what layer of reality you’re on. Caveh is neurotic and annoying and cruel, and the show is twisted and brilliant – he must have inspired Nathan Fielder. For some reason I crack up whenever Dustin Guy Defa (writer of The Mountain) is onscreen, playing Caveh’s studio boss (and rarely Terence Nance appears playing Dustin’s boss).


Uzumaki (2024)

Doomed animation miniseries from the same graphic novel as the beloved (by me alone) live-action film. The first couple episodes are more-or-less the movie’s story, with young couple Kirie and her more manic friend Shuichi. This time his dad spirals himself with no help from the washing machine, the Boy Who Likes Surprises comes back from his car crash as a zombie jack-in-the-box, and the news crew doesn’t arrive in spiral town until typhoons have driven the whole town into a massive spiral rowhouse.

The second half mostly introduces craziness that was too large-scale or wildly gruesome for the film. Kirie’s friend black-holes herself with her own spiral forehead. Mosquito swarms turn hospital patients into blood-draining zombies, while newborns are growing placenta-mushrooms. Kirie gets stalked by a whispering typhoon, and also by a neighbor transformed into a rat-eating spike monster, and the boy destroys a pottery kiln that has trapped his parents’ souls. Finally the town is leveled and our couple discovers the ancient subterranean spiral structures fueling the overground apocalypse.

One of the many credited directors worked on Ergo Proxy, which I just found out about. Music by a guy I saw play at Big Ears.


Archer season 10 (2019)

The outer space Firefly season. They meet interdimensional beings and doppelgangers, rescue various creatures, get into gladiator fights, and fight Robot Barry.


Space Ghost Coast to Coast season 1 (1994)

Really holds up.
RIP George and Clay.


Hari Kondabolu – Vacation Baby (2023)

Good, with surprisingly few gross baby jokes considering he became a dad during the pandemic.


Melomaniac (2023, Katlin Schneider)

Guy who enjoys live music becomes obsessed with recording it.
Sadly, I cannot relate.

Falkenau, The Impossible (1988, Emil Weiss)

Weiss seems to love Sam Fuller, but he’s not on Fuller’s wavelength, unable to have much of a conversation with the man. So this doc (which is an hour long, but I crammed it in the shorts section anyway) admirably fulfills its purpose by screening all of Fuller’s WWII concentration camp cleanup footage while Sam narrates, taking him to the site of the camp in present-day and asking for his thoughts. That would’ve been more than enough, but Weiss leaves us with a one-sided (Sam likes to talk) silly-ass conversation about fictional representation of war, which would’ve been better left out. I’m most of the way through Sam’s autobiography, one of the greatest books I’ll ever read, where Fuller says this doc screened at Cannes and was praised for its straightforwardness.


Cry For Bobo (2001, David Cairns)

Poor and desperate, a man resorts to thievery to get by. He’s caught and imprisoned, then shot to death after escaping, as his wife and kid leave town, trying to start a new life without him. It’d be a miserable little story if the main characters weren’t clowns. Hilarious, reference-heavy, and better than I’d expected – and I had expected greatness. Already watched twice and trying to get Katy to see it (she hates clowns).


The Possibility of Hope (2007, Alfonso CuarĂ³n)

Zizek:
“We no longer live in a world. ‘World’ means when you have a meaningful experience of what reality is which is rooted in your community, in its language, and it is clear that the true most radical impact of global capitalism is that we lack this basic literally ‘world view,’ a meaningful experience of totality. Because of this, today the main mode of politics is fear.”

Naomi Klein:
“More and more we see the progression of this economic model through disasters. So we’re now in a cycle where the economic model itself is so destructive to the planet that the number of disasters is increasing, both financial disasters and natural disasters.”

James Lovelock:
“If you live in the middle of Europe or here in America, things are going to get very bad indeed.”

Of course the “hope” part comes at the very end, as it does with all recent doom-gloom climate-change global-meltdown documentaries, and the hope in this one, despite the film’s title, isn’t all that hopeful. Start preparing now for how badly the future will suck – and it will suck. An Inconvenient Truth supposedly has a credit-time list of ways you can help the planet, Home encourages us to build windmills and go vegan, Wake Up Freak Out says we must act politically, and there’s always the hope during Collapse that the subject is just wrong, or that he’s a crackpot. Not so much here. If I’ve avoided talking about the filmmaking, well it’s basically a radio show with distracting visuals, much of it b-roll from Children of Men.


Night Mayor (2009, Guy Maddin)

Pronounce it similarly to “nightmare.” An inventor, a Bosnian immigrant, harnesses the “music” of the Aurora Borealis and converts it into dreamlike images which are sent across phone lines to his fellow Canadians using his Telemelodium. Even more/cooler junkpile inventions than in the electric chair short, some nudity (not as much as in Glorious or The Little White Cloud That Cried) and some delicious nonsequiturs. Clean narration by the accented inventor and two of his kids, along with excellent string music. At the end, the government shuts down his project, so he turns his attention from the skies to the seas, considers visualising whale songs.


One Minute Racist (2007, Caveh Zahedi)

Sweet three-minute cartoon story about the slippery slope of racism narrated by CZ, who codirected with a couple animators. Story of a student who doesn’t like asians because they’re too uptight and a paranoid library security guard who threatens to confirm the stereotype.


Talking Heads (1980, Krzysztof Kieslowski)
“What is your year of birth?”
“Who are you?”
“What do you most wish for?”
These three questions are asked to a one-year-old, then a two-year-old, and so on. The final answer: “I’m one hundred years old. What do I want? To live longer. Much longer.”

Most people seem to have thought about the questions for a while – possibly while the camera and lighting crew buzzed about their head, since the film looks like a lesson in how to effectively shoot subjects, professional but no-frills, by cinematographers Jacek Petrycki (No End, Camera Buff) and Piotr Kwiatkowski (second camera on the Three Colors). As a result, the answers come out seeming like a beauty pageant. Everyone wants more honesty and fairness, for everybody to just get along. The answers from kids under ten and adults over seventy are the best.


Born Free (2010, Romain Gavras)

I don’t count music videos as “shorts” or things would get too complicated, but then, I don’t really count this as a music video. M.I.A.’s music isn’t far enough up front, and the video (by Costa-Gavras’s son) is twice as long as the song. It’s a little piece wherein red-headed kids are rounded up by violent cops, beaten, shot and made to run through a minefield. Probably trying to make a point about tolerance and freedom, but for messages of tolerance I preferred the climactic speech in Cry For Bobo, also featuring overzealous cops: “First they came for the mimes, then the jugglers, then the bearded ladies. Next time, it were you.”


Hotel Torgo (2004, buncha dudes)

Buncha dudes head for El Paso and interview the last guy who remembers working on Manos: The Hands of Fate. There’s no real point to this, but the guy is very good-natured about it. Learned that Torgo was high all the time, which shouldn’t come as a surprise but somehow still does.