{"id":10653,"date":"2015-10-29T20:00:02","date_gmt":"2015-10-30T01:00:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/deeperintomovies.net\/journal\/?p=10653"},"modified":"2015-10-29T10:32:25","modified_gmt":"2015-10-29T15:32:25","slug":"thriller-part-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/deeperintomovies.net\/journal\/archives\/10653","title":{"rendered":"Thriller, part 2"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Part one, featuring Richard Kiel, a Scooby-Doo mystery, a rooster-beast, Ida Lupino, Barr\u00e9 Lyndon (not Barry Lyndon), a mannequin museum, John Ireland and a voodoo cult <a href=\"\/journal\/archives\/6871\">can be found here<\/a>.  I watched those four years ago, so at this rate I&#8217;ll be through season one in the year 2054.  <em>Thriller<\/em> paired well with <em><a href=\"\/journal\/archives\/10453\">Black Sabbath<\/a><\/em>, which also had three episodes hosted by Boris Karloff.<\/p>\n<p><strong><em>The Twisted Image<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>First episode of the show started off with a bang.  Leslie Nielsen (post-<em>Forbidden Planet<\/em> and <em><a href=\"\/journal\/archives\/8099\">Tammy and the Bachelor<\/a><\/em>) plays bland but successful executive and family man Alan, and not one but two people are insanely obsessed with him.  Secretary Lily (Natalie Trundy of the <em>Planet of the Apes<\/em> series) wants to marry him and Mailroom Merle (George Grizzard of <em>Happy Birthday, Wanda June<\/em>) wants to be him.  Lily stalks Alan and writes letters to his wife (Dianne Foster of <em>Drive a Crooked Road<\/em>).  Merle is more dangerous, steals Alan&#8217;s watch, wallet, car and daughter, and murders Lily when she says he&#8217;s no Alan.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/journal\/image15\/thriller202.jpg\"><\/p>\n<p>Typical plot-contrivance follows.  Alan goes to Lily&#8217;s apartment (because if your wife suspects you&#8217;re having an affair, you should definitely go to the girl&#8217;s apartment alone at night), finds her dead, is spotted at the scene, then goes looking for Merle alone.<\/p>\n<p>Wife: &#8220;Why can&#8217;t you call the police?&#8221;<br \/>\nAlan: &#8220;Judy, you don&#8217;t understand.  I can&#8217;t go into details now, just take it easy.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/journal\/image15\/thriller201.jpg\"><\/p>\n<p>Happy ending, family values are upheld, etc.  Lot of good close-ups of Lily with confident, creepy eyes.  Also featuring Constance Ford (the 1962 <em>The Cabinet of Caligari<\/em>) as Merle&#8217;s abusive sister and Virginia Christine (Becky&#8217;s cousin in <em><a href=\"\/journal\/archives\/10432\">Invasion of the Body Snatchers<\/a><\/em>) as his annoyed boss.  Arthur Hiller later made <em>See No Evil, Hear No Evil<\/em>, which is not a horror movie, though quite horrible in its own way.<\/p>\n<p><strong><em>Pigeons From Hell<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Those were no ordinary pigeons &#8211; they were the pigeons from hell&#8221; says Karloff without even smiling.  Maybe <em>Thriller<\/em> was trying to distance itself from the smartass introductions on <em>Alfred Hitchcock Presents<\/em>.  Too bad the intro proved to be the most amusing part of this talky, boring episode.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/journal\/image15\/thriller203.jpg\"><\/p>\n<p>Two doofus college-age brothers get stuck in a swamp, immediately blame it on the South, then camp out in an abandoned house, where one brother appears from upstairs all bloody attempting to axe-murder the other.  Survivor Tim (Brandon De Wilde of <em>Hud<\/em> and <em>Shane<\/em>) flees, interrupts a redneck sheriff (Crahan Denton, a huge racist in Bunuel&#8217;s <em><a href=\"\/journal\/archives\/3046\">The Young One<\/a><\/em>) who was drinking with his buddies, tells the crazy story and is accused of killing his brother, the end.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/journal\/image15\/thriller204.jpg\"><\/p>\n<p>But wait, it&#8217;s not the end!  The most fantastic part of this episode isn&#8217;t the house full of haunted pigeons or the zombie remnants of the family that owned it, but the rural cop deciding to investigate this city kid&#8217;s story, consider the evidence and finally believe him and try to discover what really happened.  From a story by Robert Howard, creator of <em>Conan the Barbarian<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p><strong><em>Rose&#8217;s Last Summer<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Drunken nuisance ex-movie star Rose French (played by actual movie star Mary Astor, princess in <em><a href=\"\/journal\/archives\/11\">The Palm Beach Story<\/a><\/em>) goes on a trip, is found dead in a random suburb.  Her friend Frank and ex-husband Haley (Jack &#8220;brother of <a href=\"\/journal\/archives\/1702\">Roger<\/a>&#8221; Livesey) are more suspicious than the cops were, investigate the family whose yard Rose died in.<\/p>\n<p><em>Mary!<\/em><br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/journal\/image15\/thriller205.jpg\"><\/p>\n<p>Turns out Rose has been hired by the family to be their dying mother, who needs to stay alive a few more weeks to claim inheritance from eccentric relative (a genius doll inventor!), after which they&#8217;d planned to dispose of Rose to protect their secret before Frank rescued her.<\/p>\n<p><em>Real mom, fake mom:<\/em><br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/journal\/image15\/thriller206.jpg\"><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Part one, featuring Richard Kiel, a Scooby-Doo mystery, a rooster-beast, Ida Lupino, Barr\u00e9 Lyndon (not Barry Lyndon), a mannequin museum, John Ireland and a voodoo cult can be found here. I watched those four years ago, so at this rate I&#8217;ll be through season one in the year 2054. Thriller paired well with Black Sabbath, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[410,239,1139,110,54,30,2013,52],"class_list":["post-10653","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-movie","tag-1960s","tag-birds","tag-boris-karloff","tag-ghosts","tag-horror","tag-identity","tag-stalker","tag-television"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/deeperintomovies.net\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10653","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/deeperintomovies.net\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/deeperintomovies.net\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/deeperintomovies.net\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/deeperintomovies.net\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10653"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/deeperintomovies.net\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10653\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10655,"href":"https:\/\/deeperintomovies.net\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10653\/revisions\/10655"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/deeperintomovies.net\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10653"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/deeperintomovies.net\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10653"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/deeperintomovies.net\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10653"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}