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What The Eyes See<\/em> (1987, Pavel Koutsk\u00fd)<\/strong><\/p>\n

Starts out pretty ordinary then goes nuts. A happy-go-lucky wooden Amish man is saddened when a fat guy, a moonface, and a green Swede yell at him. He wanders, head low, being verbally attacked from all directions. Then the animation slows to a halt and we see the animator’s hands moving the little guy around… wide shot to the animator walking around the studio posing and filming the scene… then he slows down and we see giant hands manipulating the human animator. Reverse back into the original scene, where the wooden guy kicks the ass of the next fella who gets in his face.<\/p>\n

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\nStrazce majaku<\/em> (1968, Ivan Ren\u00c4\u008d)<\/strong><\/p>\n

A ship-traveling dandy sexually harasses the boat’s mermaid figurehead, who awakens and heads into the sea to distract the man in charge of the coin-op lighthouse protecting some jagged rocks. She finally drives the lighthouse keeper insane until he retreats inside, projecting his vainglorious dreams on a movie screen using a phonograph horn and pretending to rescue a toy boat in his bathtub, while outside, the real boat runs into the rocks and sinks. I love this. Got a bunch more Czech shorts to go through later.<\/p>\n

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\nThe Old Lady’s Camping Trip<\/em> (1983, Les Drew)<\/strong><\/p>\n

Opening credits reveal this was presented by the Fire Prevention Association, so we know it’s not just a casual character moment when Cousin Jim is introduced smoking in bed. Jim is a regular clumsy firebug, and the Old Woman Who Lives In A Shoe is unusually fire-conscious, bringing extinguishers and smoke detectors on a camping trip.<\/p>\n

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\nEvery Dog’s Guide to Complete Home Safety<\/em> (1987, Les Drew)<\/strong><\/p>\n

Opens with a cool low-angle view of a spider racing through a house, then turns into the same kind of pleasant-enough kids’ cartoon as the camping trip one – a “safety dog” just wants to practice roller skating but the family dad keeps putting him in dangerous situations as prep for an “iron dog” competition. In the end the dog skates\/wagons the family to a hospital when the pregnant wife needs a ride, I’m not sure why.<\/p>\n

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\nEvolution<\/em> (1971, Michael Mills)<\/strong><\/p>\n

History of planetary species in ten minutes. Brightly colored planetary landscapes beget giggling single-cell eyeballs beget water plants and fishies beget land creatures beget monkey-things beget intelligent space-traveling aliens. Innovative approach to reproduction and mutation and natural selection (and creature design) with typical gender division stuff: all creatures are assumed male except the big-titted ones who knit while bearing children. Oscar nominated the year of The Selfish Giant<\/em> and the inferior Crunch Bird<\/a><\/em>, Mills made a bunch more shorts that would be worth looking up.<\/p>\n

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\nLa Salla<\/em> (1996, Richard Condie)<\/strong><\/p>\n

I’ve seen this before, ages ago: early, hideous computer animation with a big-nose opera-singing guy in a room full of living objects making inappropriate sounds, like a surreal indie Toy Story<\/em> demo. Lesson learned: never open the door. The last of a series of Canadian shorts made by Condie, Oscar nominated the year Quest<\/a><\/em> won.<\/p>\n

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