{"id":16847,"date":"2024-10-11T21:00:00","date_gmt":"2024-10-12T01:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/deeperintomovies.net\/journal\/?p=16847"},"modified":"2024-10-11T15:12:27","modified_gmt":"2024-10-11T19:12:27","slug":"bones-2001-ernest-r-dickerson","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/deeperintomovies.net\/journal\/archives\/16847","title":{"rendered":"Bones (2001, Ernest R. Dickerson)"},"content":{"rendered":"

Demon Knight<\/a><\/em> director returns with a gang of (mostly) lower-tier actors. Patrick buys a spooky murder house to turn it into a club with buddies Tia and The Resurrection Brothers. This makes Patrick’s rich realtor dad J-Bird and neighbor Pam Grier very nervous. Movie is boring and bad for 45 minutes, then they get to resurrecting Snoop Dogg and it turns crazy.<\/p>\n

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It seems Snoop was the local mensch until crack dealer Eddie Mack murdered him along with corrupt cop Loopy Lupovich, Snoop’s friend J-Bird and gf Grier betraying him out of fear. Resurrection bro Maurice finds Snoop’s skeleton and steals his ring, then Snoop reconstitutes a la Frank in Hellraiser<\/em> and a ghost dog eats Maurice then vomits maggots all over Patrick and the club (also very Hellraiser<\/em>). Undead Snoop proceeds to burn the place down then goes on a revenge spree until he and Grier self-immolate together. All this has already been covered in Biosalong<\/a>.<\/p>\n

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Patrick had costarred with Tupac in Juice<\/em>, and his girl \/ Grier’s daughter had recently played Diana Ross in a biopic. The corrupt cop costarred in Howling IV<\/em>, realtor dad is from Dead Presidents<\/em>, and the crack dealer was in Tales from the Hood<\/a><\/em>, which is what Katy keeps calling this movie. Tia (the girl who gives the ghost dog a burger) is horror royalty, having starred in Ginger Snaps<\/a><\/em> the year before.<\/p>\n

Baddies:<\/em>
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Come die with us:<\/em>
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