{"id":16963,"date":"2024-11-04T21:00:05","date_gmt":"2024-11-05T02:00:05","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/deeperintomovies.net\/journal\/?p=16963"},"modified":"2024-11-01T15:38:57","modified_gmt":"2024-11-01T19:38:57","slug":"body-bags-1993-carpenter-hooper","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/deeperintomovies.net\/journal\/archives\/16963","title":{"rendered":"Body Bags (1993, Carpenter & Hooper)"},"content":{"rendered":"

An improvement on Two Evil Eyes<\/a><\/em> from the start, owning its TV-anthology aspirations with Carpenter playing a cryptkeeper<\/del> mortician. The episodes are light and funny and quick – importantly, they’re a half-hour shorter. Firstly, Anne (of Netherworld<\/a><\/em>) arrives to work the overnight shift at a gas station and Wes Craven is her first customer, a bad sign. It turns out that machete murder Robert “son of John” Carradine is visiting the station tonight, and she’ll end up fighting for her life.<\/p>\n

Inspirational bathroom art:<\/em>
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Next, Stacy Keach is self-conscious about his thinning hair despite girlfriend Sheena “U Got the Look” Easton’s reassurances. He tries wigs and dyes and comb-overs then calls infomercialist David Warner, who gives him rapidly-growing long natural hair, to Sheena’s approval. But the new hairs are tiny medusa snakes that scream when cut, and Warner and Debbie Harry are aliens taking over humanity through their hair.<\/p>\n

Patient Keach and Nurse Harry:<\/em>
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Part three opens with baseballer Mark Hamill crashing his car and losing an eye because he unbuckled his belt to reach for a tape of The B-52’s Cosmic Thing<\/em>, then doctors Roger Corman and John Agar (of The Mole People<\/em>) give him a transplant and he sees visions from the eye’s original owner. This came out between “Gary Gilmore’s Eyes” and the simultaneous release of The Eye<\/em> and My Left Eye Sees Ghosts<\/a><\/em>, and becomes a domestic abuse serial killer thriller, losing the campy fun in its second half, which is all good as a Mark Hamill showcase but less satisfying as the culmination of a feature film.<\/p>\n

We’re the dead meat club:<\/em>
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This was meant to be Showtime’s answer to Tales from the Crypt<\/em>, but out of cowardice they didn’t pick up the full series, which is why today Showtime barely exists as a Hulu add-on and the crypt-embracing HBO is still putting out quality work like The Sympathizer<\/a><\/em> and Ren Faire<\/a><\/em>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

An improvement on Two Evil Eyes from the start, owning its TV-anthology aspirations with Carpenter playing a cryptkeeper mortician. The episodes are light and funny and quick – importantly, they’re a half-hour shorter. Firstly, Anne (of Netherworld) arrives to work the overnight shift at a gas station and Wes Craven is her first customer, a […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[451,532,321,57,46,1271],"class_list":["post-16963","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-movie","tag-1990s","tag-anthology-film","tag-eye-gouging","tag-john-carpenter","tag-roger-corman","tag-tobe-hooper"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/deeperintomovies.net\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16963","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/deeperintomovies.net\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/deeperintomovies.net\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/deeperintomovies.net\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/deeperintomovies.net\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=16963"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/deeperintomovies.net\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16963\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":17000,"href":"https:\/\/deeperintomovies.net\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16963\/revisions\/17000"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/deeperintomovies.net\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=16963"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/deeperintomovies.net\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=16963"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/deeperintomovies.net\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=16963"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}