{"id":255,"date":"2007-04-02T17:53:20","date_gmt":"2007-04-02T21:53:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/deeperintomovies.net\/journal\/archives\/255"},"modified":"2010-11-21T12:24:41","modified_gmt":"2010-11-21T17:24:41","slug":"the-fair-haired-child-william-malone-2006","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/deeperintomovies.net\/journal\/archives\/255","title":{"rendered":"The Fair Haired Child (William Malone, 2006)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/deeperintomovies.net\/journal\/images\/fairhairedchild1.jpg\" alt=\"image\"><\/p>\n<p>Virgin Tara isn&#8217;t very popular at school or home, gets kidnapped by &#8220;warlock couple&#8221; (IMDB&#8217;s phrasing) Anton and Judith (Lori Petty from <em>Tank Girl<\/em> and <em>Prey For Rock &#038; Roll<\/em>), and locked in basement with Johnny.  Tries to get free with friendly Johnny&#8217;s help before whatever monster comes after her, till she realizes he&#8217;s the monster.  See, he&#8217;s sorta dead and has gotta kill 12 girls to be resurrected by whatever dark powers, and she&#8217;s the twelfth.  Well he finally gets her, but he makes his own deal: Tara&#8217;s life back in exchange for his parents.  Gotcha!<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/deeperintomovies.net\/journal\/images\/fairhairedchild3.jpg\" alt=\"image\"><\/p>\n<p>Fun, pretty good movie from director of <em>Fear Dot Com<\/em>, <em>Haunted Hill<\/em> remake and upcoming <em>Parasomnia<\/em>.  Writer Matt Greenberg just did silly John Cusack hotel horror <em>1408<\/em>.  Neither, obviously, is a MASTER of horror, but it&#8217;s a good enough title for the series.  That fast\/slow-moving thing used to creepy effect in <em>Haunted Hill<\/em> gets used here when Johnny turns into the creature&#8230; I love that stuff.  Must be the lowest body count of all the MoH episodes I&#8217;ve seen.<\/p>\n<p>MoH trademarks: don&#8217;t remember any naked women, didn&#8217;t see any familiar-looking actors, but someone&#8217;s eyeball did pop out.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/deeperintomovies.net\/journal\/images\/fairhairedchild2.jpg\" alt=\"image\"><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Virgin Tara isn&#8217;t very popular at school or home, gets kidnapped by &#8220;warlock couple&#8221; (IMDB&#8217;s phrasing) Anton and Judith (Lori Petty from Tank Girl and Prey For Rock &#038; Roll), and locked in basement with Johnny. Tries to get free with friendly Johnny&#8217;s help before whatever monster comes after her, till she realizes he&#8217;s the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[54,317,52,1556],"class_list":["post-255","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-movie","tag-horror","tag-resurrection","tag-television","tag-william-malone"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/deeperintomovies.net\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/255","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/deeperintomovies.net\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/deeperintomovies.net\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/deeperintomovies.net\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/deeperintomovies.net\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=255"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/deeperintomovies.net\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/255\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5361,"href":"https:\/\/deeperintomovies.net\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/255\/revisions\/5361"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/deeperintomovies.net\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=255"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/deeperintomovies.net\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=255"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/deeperintomovies.net\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=255"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}