{"id":3031,"date":"2009-09-05T09:27:26","date_gmt":"2009-09-05T13:27:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/deeperintomovies.net\/journal\/?p=3031"},"modified":"2009-09-05T09:27:26","modified_gmt":"2009-09-05T13:27:26","slug":"small-soldiers-1998-joe-dante","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/deeperintomovies.net\/journal\/archives\/3031","title":{"rendered":"Small Soldiers (1998, Joe Dante)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>More of a kids movie than I&#8217;d expected, after <em><a href=\"http:\/\/deeperintomovies.net\/journal\/archives\/2974\">Looney Tunes<\/a><\/em> was more of an adult movie than I&#8217;d expected.  Has the kids-in-charge feeling of <em><a href=\"http:\/\/deeperintomovies.net\/journal\/archives\/488\">Explorers<\/a><\/em>, but the kids are more horny, troubled teens than young dreamers.  The movie, with its innocent toy creatures threatening a whole town and all its makeshift inventions, references its own debt to <em><a href=\"http:\/\/deeperintomovies.net\/journal\/archives\/223\">Gremlins<\/a><\/em> by throwing the word &#8220;gizmo&#8221; around as David Cross&#8217;s computer password.<\/p>\n<p>Sets up a fight between the military-chip-implanted Commando Elite (voiced by Tommy Lee Jones, Bruce Dern and the cast of <em>The Dirty Dozen<\/em>) and the peaceful alien Gorgonites (Frank Langella and the cast of <em>Spinal Tap<\/em>), joined by a frankensteined group of mutant barbies (Sarah Michelle Gellar and Christina Ricci).<\/p>\n<p><em>Purple whirling Gorgonite reminds of the Tazmanian Devil and one of the <a href=\"http:\/\/deeperintomovies.net\/journal\/archives\/956\">Twilight Zone<\/a> creatures:<\/em><br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/deeperintomovies.net\/journal\/image09\/smallsoldiers3.jpg\" alt=\"image\"><\/p>\n<p><em>I admit the barbies were my favorites:<\/em><br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/deeperintomovies.net\/journal\/image09\/smallsoldiers5.jpg\" alt=\"image\"><\/p>\n<p>Dick Miller, making his umpteenth Dante film appearance, plays the twinkle-eyed adult who connects with our young protagonist (and gives him the devil toys).<br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/deeperintomovies.net\/journal\/image09\/smallsoldiers1.jpg\" alt=\"image\"><\/p>\n<p>Robert Picardo doesn&#8217;t get mentioned enough in these pages.  He&#8217;s appeared in nine Joe Dante movies, most memorably as the cowboy in <em>Innerspace<\/em>.<br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/deeperintomovies.net\/journal\/image09\/smallsoldiers6.jpg\" alt=\"image\"><\/p>\n<p>Apparently it got somewhat-screwed with its PG-13 rating but still made a tidy profit, and probably helped get Dante <em><a href=\"http:\/\/deeperintomovies.net\/journal\/archives\/2974\">Looney Tunes: Back In Action<\/a><\/em>, which probably killed his career for a few years.  Dedicated to the great Phil Hartman, murdered a month and a half before its release.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/deeperintomovies.net\/journal\/image09\/smallsoldiers2.jpg\" alt=\"image\"><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>More of a kids movie than I&#8217;d expected, after Looney Tunes was more of an adult movie than I&#8217;d expected. Has the kids-in-charge feeling of Explorers, but the kids are more horny, troubled teens than young dreamers. 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