{"id":493,"date":"2008-02-19T00:22:57","date_gmt":"2008-02-19T04:22:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/deeperintomovies.net\/journal\/archives\/493"},"modified":"2008-02-19T00:22:57","modified_gmt":"2008-02-19T04:22:57","slug":"the-damned-thing-2006-tobe-hooper","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/deeperintomovies.net\/journal\/archives\/493","title":{"rendered":"The Damned Thing (2006, Tobe Hooper)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Time to trudge through the rest of MoH season 2, since season 3 (now called &#8220;Fear Itself&#8221; and moved to a network) isn&#8217;t due till summer (or later, thanks to the writer&#8217;s strike).  Looks like Gordon, Carpenter and Anderson will be back along with Mary Harron and Ronny Yu, all very promising.  But for now, there&#8217;s nothing better to half-watch while I pay bills and wrap ebay packages than a TV movie by Tobe Hooper.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s hard to say if this movie is worse than &#8220;Dance of the Dead&#8221;, but I think it might be.  Inconsistent, blurry storytelling (patched over, but not enough, by character voiceover, even after that character has died) with that annoying overlapped visual effect used in &#8220;Dance&#8221;, and a story that leads nowhere and explains nothing, and not in a &#8220;increase suspense by withholding information&#8221; way.  At least the inexplicably-acclaimed &#8220;Pelts&#8221; was a straightforward story, and at least &#8220;Dance&#8221; had that beautiful end-of-the-world rain-of-death moment.  This has got none of that.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/deeperintomovies.net\/journal\/image08\/damnedthing2.jpg\" alt=\"image\"><\/p>\n<p>Either this one dude or the whole town (or a neighboring town?) has a history of violence.  Once every generation, they go berserk and kill each other.  Or some of them do.  And this is related to a demonic force or possession and\/or oil in the ground and drips from the ceiling.  Traces of the infectious family violence plot in &#8220;The Screwfly Solution&#8221; but to no purpose.  Sometimes the damned thing is under the ground, external force, and sometimes it&#8217;s inside someone <\/p>\n<p>One effective horror bit has a guy killing himself in the head with a hammer.  It&#8217;s not clear why he turned on himself instead of the people around him.  Ted Raimi is cast as a killer priest, but he can&#8217;t help much.  A mess of a flick.  That&#8217;s okay, I didn&#8217;t expect it to be very good.<\/p>\n<p><em>Ted Raimi:<\/em><br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/deeperintomovies.net\/journal\/image08\/damnedthing1.jpg\" alt=\"image\"><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Time to trudge through the rest of MoH season 2, since season 3 (now called &#8220;Fear Itself&#8221; and moved to a network) isn&#8217;t due till summer (or later, thanks to the writer&#8217;s strike). Looks like Gordon, Carpenter and Anderson will be back along with Mary Harron and Ronny Yu, all very promising. But for now, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[169,54,52],"class_list":["post-493","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-movie","tag-awful","tag-horror","tag-television"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/deeperintomovies.net\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/493","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/deeperintomovies.net\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/deeperintomovies.net\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/deeperintomovies.net\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/deeperintomovies.net\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=493"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/deeperintomovies.net\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/493\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/deeperintomovies.net\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=493"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/deeperintomovies.net\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=493"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/deeperintomovies.net\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=493"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}