Ghoulies<\/em>.<\/p>\nOpens with POV shot of a demonic-toy and grandfather-clock-filled dream sequence, and I’m afraid the budget might be spent already. Then undercover cop Jude (Tracy Scoggins of Toy Soldiers<\/em>, no relation to demonic toys, and Watchers II<\/em>, which was a remake, not a sequel to Watchers<\/em>) is explaining her dreams to scruffy boyfriend\/partner Matt (Jeff Celentano of American Ninja 2: The Confrontation<\/em>), and enter the Goyer trademark dialogue: “You got your piece? Then let’s dance.” While Matt is clumsily arresting arms dealers, he’s killed and an enraged Jude (I keep typing “Dude” by mistake) follows them into – where else? – a conveniently unlocked warehouse. As an injured criminal stumbles into a toy company, I’m checking to see how long ago Child’s Play<\/em> came out, oh, was it four years before this?<\/p>\nChicken Boy:<\/em>
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<\/p>\nHold up, movie is getting too action-packed this early on, so suddenly we’re asked to care about a rebel chicken delivery guy named Mark, played by Bentley “grandson of Robert” Mitchum, who also starred in hits like Nice Guys Finish Dead<\/em> and Real Men Don’t Eat Gummi Bears<\/em>. He is friends with the gross security guard (Pete Schrum, Santa Claus in Trancers<\/em>) at the conveniently unlocked toy warehouse. After long periods of time without any toys, demonic or otherwise, finally the injured baddie (possibly Barry Lynch of The Call of Cthulhu<\/em>) is killed, followed soon enough by the security guard, and we’re off. If the guard worked here for years, how come tonight the demonic toys kill him? It’s something to do with Jude the cop, her pregnancy and\/or dreams. An actual kid with glowing eyes (Daniel Cerny, who’d go on to star in Children of the Corn 3<\/em> before getting involved with a movie called Bitch Slap<\/em>) explains all this but I was barely listening, just caught the line “we feed off your fear” and reminisced about Ghostbusters 2<\/em>.<\/p>\n![](\"\/journal\/image14\/demonic2.jpg\")
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Trick-or-treating flashback:<\/em>
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<\/p>\nIntense surviving baddie (longtime stuntman Michael Russo of The Toxic Avenger<\/em> and Death Wish 4<\/em>) and Jude have their “you killed my partner\/boyfriend” standoff extended, the chicken delivery guy helps out, and in a moment of Cube<\/em>-like genius, a dirty-haired girl drops in from the air ducts. More top-notch dialogue: “I played the old houdini act on your lady friend back there, chicken boy.” Flashback to 1925 in which some lady gives a stillborn demon baby to trick or treaters. Homeless girl dies, as does the demonic jester toy, but the talking baby gets away. Did I dream it or was there some decent stop-motion for a second?<\/p>\nIsn’t that Bob Stoeckle of Bloodsucking Pharaohs In Pittsburgh?<\/em>
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<\/p>\nWhat of the toys? Baby Oopsydaisy speaks, which was a bad move. The jester, with its long coiled tail with a rattle at the end that I only now realized was supposed to resemble a rattlesnake, and the sharp-toothed teddy bear aren’t bad, and there’s a robot tank that you don’t see too often. As opposed to most Puppet Master<\/em> murders, demonic toys are slow, painful, and take teamwork. A single Puppet is a killing machine. I think it’s clear who’s going to win when these groups face off.<\/p>\nJester, jack-in-the-box, whatever:<\/em>
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<\/p>\nThe movie is foul and stupid, and I hated watching it, and afterwards vowed to not watch any more bad movies on purpose, but writing it up days later is kinda fun, so maybe I’ll just limit to one shitty Full Moon direct-to-video possessed-toy flick per Shocktober.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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