Road Rash: The Movie… fast editing, super precise framing, wall-to-wall heavy mid-2000s rock music, so, basically heaven. Looking forward to rewatching this every few years forever. Written by Matt Johnson, but not that one. Lead New Zealander Martin was Darcy in Bride & Prejudice, one of his buddies starred in Hostel, Thor-looking drug boss was between two Fast/Furious movies.

All I want for Christmas is an Ice Cube knife:

tfw crooked Agent Adam Scott is giving you three options: