TV and Bad Movies

I mostly watch/write about movies, which all get neatly indexed here. Sometimes I make lists of movies I’ve seen or of ones I’d like to see, which get gathered here. But sometimes I’ll watch some TV episodes/seasons or the last ten minutes of some crappy movies, and write notes on those. I don’t know what order these are listed in.

Television:
The Wire season 1, 2, 3, 4, 5
30 Rock season 1-2, 3-4, 5, 6-7
Parks & Recreation season 1, 2, 3, 4, 5-6, 7
Archer season 1-4, 5, 6, 7, 8
The Mighty Boosh season 1, 2, 3
Arrested Development season 1, 2, 3
Atlanta season 1, 2
Futurama season 5, 6
Poker Face season 1
Screenwipe seasons 1-2, 3, 4, 5, more, etc.
The Thick of It season 1, 2, 3
The IT Crowd seasons 1-2
Downton Abbey seasons 1-2, 3
Mystery Science Theater 3000 season 2, 11, 12
Human Giant season 1, 2
Inside Amy Schumer season 1, 2
Look Around You season 1, 2
Important Things With Demetri Martin season 1, 2
Twin Peaks seasons 1-2, 3
The Kingdom season 1, 2
Random Acts of Flyness season 1
Barry season 1, 2
The Rehearsal season 1
Nathan For You season 1, 2
Sports Night season 1, 2
Dollhouse season 1, 2
The Tick (2010s) season 1a, 1b, 2
Twilight Zone part 1
Thriller part 1, 2
Alfred Hitchcock Presents season 1a
Veep season 1, 2, 3, 4, 5
Girls season 1, 2, 3, 4
Master of None seasons 1, 2
Search Party seasons 1, 2, 3, 4
The Good Place seasons 2, 3, 4
Lodge 49 season 1
Russian Doll season 1
United States of Tara season 1
Fleabag season 1
Spaced season 1
Mr. Show season 1
Kids in the Hall season 6
Flight of the Conchords season 2
The Sarah Silverman Program season 1
Documentary Now! season 1, 2
On Cinema at the Cinema season 1-?
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt season 1, 2
Rick & Morty season 1, 2, 3, 4, 5
BoJack Horseman season 1, 2, 3
Superjail! season 1, 2, 3
Metalocalypse season 2, 3-4
Samurai Jack season 1
Primal season 1
Venture Brothers season 1
Solar Opposites season 1
Childrens Hospital season 1
NTSF:SD:SUV:: season 1, 2
Moonbase 8 season 1
Black Mirror season 1, 2, White Christmas, 3, 4
Bob’s Burgers season 1, 2
Central Park season 1
Saxondale season 1
Portlandia season 1, 2
Review seasons 1, 2, 3
Travel Man season 1
Delocated season 1, 2
Dream Corp LLC season 1
Tim & Eric’s Bedtime Stories season 1, 2
Peep Show season 1
Derek season 1
Big Train season 1, 2
Tales from the Tour Bus season 1, 2
How To with John Wilson season 1, 2
Painting With John season 1, 2
Assy McGee season 1
A Touch of Cloth part 1
True Detective season 1
The Prisoner
Horace & Pete
The Knick
The Last Movie Stars
The Underground Railroad
Command Z
Who Is America?
W/ Bob and David
Wet Hot American Summer: First Day of Camp
Wet Hot American Summer: Ten Years Later
The Armando Iannucci Shows
Time Trumpet
Brass Eye
The Day Today
Garth Marenghi’s Darkplace
Man to Man with Dean Learner
AD/BC: A Rock Opera
Nathan Barley
Stella
Neon Genesis Evangelion
Cowboy Bebop
Over The Garden Wall
Paranoia Agent
One Punch Man
Orson Welles’ Sketch Book
Asylum
My Life in Film
Voir
Jon Benjamin Has a Van
Ultra City Smiths
Yellowjackets

Note that some miniseries and individual show episodes have been classified as movies.


The Last Ten Minutes:
in which I watch the endings of bad movies on netflix or hulu.

Volume 1:
Delgo (2008, Adler & Maurer)
Pandorum (2009, Christian Alvart)
The Alphabet Killer (2008, Rob Schmidt)
Righteous Kill (2008, Jon Avnet)
Underworld: Rise of the Lycans (2009, Patrick Tatopoulos)
Lies and Illusions (2009, Tibor Takacs)
Angels & Demons (2009, Ron Howard)

Volume 2:
Do You Like Hitchcock? (2005, Dario Argento)
The Card Player (2004, Dario Argento)
Phantom of the Opera (1998, Dario Argento)
First Snow (2006, Mark Fergus)
Noise (2007, Henry Bean)
Lakeview Terrace (2008, Neil LaBute)
Obsessed (2009, Steve Shill)
It’s Alive (2008, Josef Rusnak)
Simon Says (2006, William Dear)

Volume 3:
Seven Pounds (2008, Gabriele Muccino)
Blindness (2008, Fernando Meirelles)
Swing Vote (2008, Josh Stern)

Volume 4:
Howling VII: New Moon Rising (1995, Clive Turner)
Ghost Ship (2002, Steve Beck)
Day of the Dead Remake (2008, Steve Miner)
Shrooms (2007, Paddy Breathnach)
Machine Girl (2008, Noboru Iguchi)
American Psycho 2 (2002, Morgan Freeman)
The Signal (2007, Bruckner/Bush/Gentry)
Subspecies (1991, Ted Nicolaou)
Subspecies 2: Your Sister is a Vampire (1993, Ted Nicolaou)
The Astro-Zombies (1968, Ted V. Mikels)

Volume 5:
G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra (2009, Stephen Sommers)
Horsemen (2009, Jonas Akerlund)
Supernova (2000, Walter Hill)
John Q (2002, Nick Cassavetes)
Hollow Man 2 (2006, Claudio Fäh)
Surrogates (2009, Jonathan Mostow)

Volume 6:
Prince of Persia (2010, Mike Newell)
The Men Who Stare At Goats (2009, Grant Heslov)
The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo (2009, Niels Oplev)
Vampire Girl vs. Frankenstein Girl (2009, Nishimura & Tomomatsu)
Factotum (2005, Bent Hamer)
Ondine (2009, Neil Jordan)
The Day The Earth Stopped (2008, C. Thomas Howell)
2012 (2009, Roland Emmerich)
Salt (2010, Phillip Noyce)
Red Dragon (2002, Brett Ratner)

Volume 007:
Thunderball (1965, Terence Young)
You Only Live Twice (1967, Lewis Gilbert)
Diamonds Are Forever (1971, Guy Hamilton)
Live and Let Die (1973, Guy Hamilton)
The Man With The Golden Gun (1974, Guy Hamilton)
The Spy Who Loved Me (1977, Lewis Gilbert)
Moonraker (1979, Lewis Gilbert)
For Your Eyes Only (1981, John Glen)
Octopussy (1983, John Glen)
Never Say Never Again (1983, Irvin Kershner)
A View to a Kill (1985, John Glen)
The Living Daylights (1987, John Glen)

Volume 8:
The Sorcerer’s Apprentice (2010, Jon Turteltaub)
Austin Powers in Goldmember (2002, Jay Roach)
Mercury Rising (1998, Harold Becker)
Starship Troopers 3 (2008, Edward Neumeier)
The Funhouse (1981, Tobe Hooper)
Blood Creek (2009, Joel Schumacher)
Stone (2010, John Curran)
War of the Worlds (2005, David Latt)

Volume 9:
The Haunting In Connecticut (2009, Peter Cornwell)
.com For Murder (2002, Nico Mastorakis)
The Forgotten (2004, Joseph Ruben)
The Crazies Remake (2010, Breck Eisner)
Cabin Fever 2 (2009, Ti West)
Skyline (2010, Bros. Strause)

Volume 10:
Hellraiser: Revelations (2011, Victor Garcia)
Sleeping Beauty (2011, Julia Leigh)
The Conspirator (2010, Robert Redford)
The Skulls (2000, Rob Cohen)
Quarantine 2 (2011, John Pogue)
Paranormal Activity 2 (2010, Tod Williams)
The Passion of the Christ (2004, Mel Gibson)

Volume 11:
Silent Night, Deadly Night (1984, Charles Sellier)
Silent Night, Deadly Night 2 (1987, Lee Harry)
Maniac Cop 2 (1990, William Lustig)
Scanners 2: The New Order (1991, Christian Duguay)
Scanners 3: The Takeover (1991, Christian Duguay)
April Fool’s Day (2008, Altieri & Flores)
Hostel Part 3 (2011, Scott Spiegel)
Clive Barker’s The Plague (2006, Hal Masonberg)
Return of the Living Dead 4: Necropolis (2005, Ellory Elkayem)
Return of the Living Dead 5: Rave to the Grave (2005, Ellory Elkayem)

Volume 12:
Skyfall (2012, Sam Mendes)
Jack Reacher (2012, Christopher McQuarrie)
Olympus Has Fallen (2013, Antoine Fuqua)
Redemption (2013, Steven Knight)
Parker (2013, Taylor Hackford)
Safe (2012, Boaz Yakin)
Homefront (2013, Gary Fleder)
Dredd (2012, Pete Travis)
G.I. Joe Retaliation (2013, Jon Chu)
Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters (2013, Tommy Wirkola)
Odd Thomas (2013, Stephen Sommers)

Volume 13:
The Descent 2 (2009, Jon Harris)
An American Haunting (2005, Courtney Solomon)
Texas Chainsaw (2013, John Luessenhop)
Stake Land (2010, Jim Mickle)
We Are The Night (2010, Dennis Gansel)
Dead Snow (2009, Tommy Wirkola)
Carrie Remake (2013, Kimberly Peirce)
Carrie 2: The Rage (1999, Katt Shea)

Volume 14:
Men In Black 2 (2002, Barry Sonnenfeld)
[Rec] 3: Genesis (2012, Paco Plaza)
[Rec] 4: Apocalypse (2014, Jaume Balagueró)
The Interview (2014, Goldberg & Rogen)
Horns (2013, Alexandre Aja)
The Sacrament (2013, Ti West)
Maniac (2012, Franck Khalfoun)
The Conspiracy (2012, Christopher MacBride)
Automata (2014, Gabe Ibáñez)
I, Frankenstein (2014, Stuart Beattie)

Volume 15:
The Cobbler (2014, Tom McCarthy)
Saw IV (2007, Darren Lynn Bousman)
Saw V (2008, David Hackl)
You’re Next (2011, Adam Wingard)
Cabin Fever 3: Patient Zero (2014, Kaare Andrews)
Man With The Iron Fists 2 (2015, Roel Reine)
Iron Sky (2012, Timo Vuorensola)
Renaissance (2006, Christian Volckman)

Volume 16:
Deadly Blessing (1981, Wes Craven)
Chiller (1985, Wes Craven)
Night Visions (1990, Wes Craven)
Wes Craven presents Mind Ripper (1995, Joe Gayton)
Wes Craven presents Carnival of Souls (1998, Adam Grossman)
Cursed (2005, Wes Craven)
Wes Craven presents They (2002, Robert Harmon)
Waxwork (1988, Anthony Hickox)
Waxwork II: Lost In Time (1992, Anthony Hickox)
Ghoulies (1984, Luca Bercovici)
Ghoulies II (1988, Albert Band)

Volume 17:
The Arrival (1996, David Twohy)
Cube 2: Hypercube (2002, Andrzej Sekula)
Hellraiser 5: Inferno (2000, Scott Derrickson)
Hellraiser 6: Hellseeker (2002, Rick Bota)
Mortal Kombat 2: Annihilation (1997, John Leonetti)
The Mummy Returns (2001, Stephen Sommers)

Volume 18:
Wing Commander (1999, Chris Roberts)
Star Trek 7: Generations (1994, David Carson)
Congo (1995, Frank Marshall)
The Relic (1997, Peter Hyams)
Deep Impact (1998, Mimi Leder)
The Phantom (1996, Simon Wincer)

Volume 19:
Knock Knock (2015, Eli Roth)
The Invasion (2007, Oliver Hirschbiegel)
Cloverfield (2008, Matt Reeves)
Candyman 3: Day of the Dead (1999, Turi Meyer)
Intruder (1989, Scott Spiegel)
Bleed (2016, Tripp Rhame)
Hellions (2015, Bruce McDonald)
Baskin (2015, Can Evrenol)
The Uninvited (2009, Guard Bros.)
Dream House (2011, Jim Sheridan)
Stonehearst Asylum (2014, Brad Anderson)
The Fog (2005, Rupert Wainwright)

Volume 20:
The Sea of Trees (2015, Gus Van Sant)
Captain Fantastic (2016, Matt Ross)
Anthropoid (2016, Sean Ellis)
Equals (2015, Drake Doremus)
Terminator 5: Genisys (2015, Alan Taylor)
Yoga Hosers (2016, Kevin Smith)
Antibirth (2016, Danny Perez)
Sinister (2012, Scott Derrickson)
Hush (2016, Mike Flanagan)

Volume 21:
War Machine (2017, David Michôd)
Beasts of No Nation (2015, Cary Fukunaga)
Clinical (2017, Alistair Legrand)
Spectral (2016, Nic Mathieu)
Doctor Strange (2016, Scott Derrickson)
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon 2: Sword of Destiny (2016, Yuen Woo-Ping)
Hyena Road (2015, Paul Gross)
Special Correspondents (2016, Ricky Gervais)
Zootopia (2016, Disney)

Volume 22:
1922 (2017, Zak Hilditch)
Gerald’s Game (2017, Mike Flanagan)
Children of the Corn (1984, Fritz Kiersch)
The Reaping (2007, Stephen Hopkins)

Volume 23:
The Cloverfield Paradox (2018, Julius Onah)
Tau (2018, Federico D’Alessandro)
Anon (2018, Andrew Niccol)
Mute (2018, Duncan Jones)
The Outsider (2018, Martin Zandvliet)
Bright (2017, David Ayer)
The Titan (2018, Lennart Ruff)
24 Hours to Live (2017, Brian Smrz)
Desolation (2017, Sam Patton)
Rogue One (2016, Gareth Edwards)

Volume 24:
Bird Box (2018, Susanne Bier)
The Silence (2019, John Leonetti)
Velvet Buzzsaw (2019, Dan Gilroy)
Apostle (2018, Gareth Evans)
The Hole in the Ground (2019, Lee Cronin)
Cabin Fever Remake (2016, Travis Z)
Day of the Dead: Bloodline (2018, Hèctor Hernández Vicens)
Await Further Instructions (2018, Johnny Kevorkian)
Cargo (2017, Ben Howling & Yolanda Ramke)
Veronica (2017, Paco Plaza)
Life After Beth (2014, Jeff Baena)

Volume 25:
The Tomorrow War (2021, Chris McKay)
The Electrical Life of Louis Wain (2021, Will Sharpe)
The World Is Not Enough (1999, Michael Apted)
Die Another Day (2002, Lee Tamahori)
Casino Royale (2006, Martin Campbell)
Quantum of Solace (2008, Marc Forster)
The Aeronauts (2019, Tom Harper)
Vivarium (2019, Lorcan Finnegan)

Volume 26:
A Quiet Place 2 (2020, John Krasinski)
Paranormal Activity 5: The Marked Ones (2014, Christopher Landon)
Nocturne (2020, Zu Quirke)
Daniel Isn’t Real (2019, Adam Egypt Mortimer)
The Deep House (2021, Alexandre Bustillo & Julien Maury)
Wolf Creek 2 (2013, Greg McLean)
Hatchet III (2013, B.J. McDonnell)
Goodnight Mommy (2022, Matt Sobel)

Volume 27:
Surveillance (2008, Jennifer Lynch)
Chained (2012, Jennifer Lynch)
Saw VI (2009, Kevin Greutert)
Pulse (2006, Jim Sonzero)
Child’s Play (2019, Lars Klevberg)
Renfield (2023, Chris McKay)
Alone in the Dark (2005, Uwe Boll)
C.H.U.D. (1984, Douglas Cheek)

Volume 28:
Secret Window (2004, David Koepp)
The Watchers (2024, Ishana Night Shyamalan)
Godzilla II, King of the Monsters (2019, Michael Dougherty)
Godzilla vs. Kong (2021, Adam Wingard)
Godzilla × Kong: The New Empire (2024, Adam Wingard)
Saw 7 aka Saw 3D: The Final Chapter (2010, Kevin Greutert)
Jigsaw (2017, Michael & Peter Spierig)
Spiral: From the Book of Saw (2021, Darren Lynn Bousman)
Pearl (2022, Ti West)
Madame Web (2024, S.J. Clarkson)

Volume 29:
Late Night With The Devil (2023, Cairnes Bros)
Smile (2022, Parker Finn)
Maxxxine (2024, Ti West)
Civil War (2024, Alex Garland)
Men (2022, Alex Garland)
Bodies Bodies Bodies (2022, Halina Reijn)
Paranormal Activity 3 (2011, Joost & Schulman)
Paranormal Activity 4 (2012, Joost & Schulman)
Cell (2016, Tod Williams)