Hawkeye’s family disappears.
Dark Phoenix saves Iron Man from dying in space.
They kill tired-old-man Thanos.
Years later, a rat resurrects Ant Man.
Thor drinks a lotta Tropicalia.
They all get Ant-Manned – doesn’t this diminish the importance of actual Ant Man?
They visit previous movies through time, just like one of those 24-hour Marvel marathons at the Regal, tangling with Robert Redford, Tilda Swinton, Loki, their own selves, undead Thanos, and even Natalie Portman.
160 minutes, which is how long it took to reassemble our bookshelves.